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Entries from January 2009

Looking for an Apartment?

January 28, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Yes, home mate do make me happy! And I’ll even lip your stocking.

This banner just happened to catch my eye outside of a well known apartment finding agent as I was walking to the station this morning. And though living with what they call an “apartment mate” here is apparently popular (according to my choices for housing options with the university here) this is not any type of advertisement for such a thing. I thought so at first though, and was under the assumption that in a desperate attempt to find customers they made a proposition of (perhaps?!) living with a beautiful woman. The first thing that came to mind was, as you read above, “Yes, in fact, home mate do make me happy!” The slight mishap in the English makes it all the more funny. It gave me a laughing start for a somewhat melancholic day.

I hope to share more random pictures and feelings like this on a regular basis so please look forward to it and keep reading!

Writing from Koganei, Tokyo, Japan | January 28, 2009

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Take a Ride on the Chuo!

January 26, 2009 · Leave a Comment

A video I took today on my way back home from my last day of classes. Just a look out the front window of Chuo-sen, the train I spend over an hour on every day. Nothing special but I hope you all enjoy!

Chuo-sen is actually much larger than just the portion of it I know. And just this section takes quite some time to travel from the inner city to the mountains. But when you visit the link above for Chuo-sen’s description on Wikipedia you’ll see that it extends all the way from Tokyo to Nagoya – 424.6 kilometers (263.8 miles). That’s rather amazing, if you ask me.

Writing from Koganei, Tokyo, Japan | January 26, 2009

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Village Vanguard

January 24, 2009 · 2 Comments

Probably some time way back on my first few weeks here I discovered a store which I have come to consider the most awesome store ever, and therefore my favorite store of all time. It’s impossible to compare it accurately to any store in America but I like to think of it as a kind of combination of a book store with large amounts of controversial-looking literature and other books and things you won’t find anywhere else and a Spencer’s that’s less blatantly sexual.

Village Vanguard doesn’t need to put its name on the front of the store to make people know “Hey, this is Village Vanguard.” It’s packed with stuff in such a way that you know what the place is when you go in. There is no other store that you would confuse with it.

And to be honest I think you can really only understand the mood of it through pictures or, even better, paying Japan a visit just to go there. I promise it’s worth it. It’s a shame the place isn’t more well known outside of Japan too. I think it would be a hit for Americans at least.

A short list of some crazy items they have: tons of photo books with photo stories about anything from a pet cat’s life to art and architecture to girls who like to take pictures naked of themselves in their bedrooms, bathroom products in crazy colors (like Jamaican flag toilet seats and covers), Japan-shaped dishes for food, an amazing serious of videos entitled Golden Eggs in which two guys do all the voices of all characters to sound almost like foreigners in foreigner situations but using Japanese (hard to explain), a massive collection of lighters and cameras and all things related, tons of various artist CDs you won’t find anywhere else (many of them playing in different sections of the store kind of sets a certain mood about it too; I’m listening to one now as I type this), pillows shaped like anything (characters, snacks, drinks, boobs), and tons of books that you don’t even really have to be able to read to know they are controversial when you see them. And seriously that’s not even a good bit of what comes out of Village Vanguard. So as to avoid being busted for taking pictures inside the store I just have a few below of the outside that can kind of give you an example of the heinously awesome nature of this store.

Display case full of lighters (for example) and other random things. Not in view to the left in the frame is a wall of capsule toy machines.

Display case full of lighters (for example) and other random things. Not in view to the left in the frame is a wall of capsule toy machines.

Like random clocks? They have em!

Like random clocks? They have em!

Panorama of random pictures like you'll see in many of the lifestyle based pictures books.

Panorama of random pictures like you'll see in many of the lifestyle based pictures books.

My attempt to quickly snap a photo of the Japan dish mentioned above.

My attempt to quickly snap a photo of the Japan dish mentioned above.

My next store analysis will be Don Quijote. Language selections at the top of that page. Wiki it and you’ll find that there is one in Roppongi with a roller-coaster on top of it. Now if that doesn’t tell you something is awesome about this place…ah man just wait ’til you see the inside! Yet another place you have to see to believe.

Writing from Koganei, Tokyo, Japan | January 24, 2009

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‘Cross the Hall

January 21, 2009 · 4 Comments

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Last night I arrived home to see this sign on the door across the hall. Kinda funny considering I’ve put up with him slamming his door at 3am every morning for four months. As if silence wasn’t implied as a necessity in a place where people are sleeping at that time. The biggest hypocrite ever… Any ideas for how I ought to respond? I came up with a few. Maybe a “Please don’t a hypocrite.” sign on my door. (Because he also forgot “be” in his sign.) I guess for now I’ll just reciprocate what he’s suffered me through before. Quite honestly it’s not my tactic. I prefer not to show people they’re getting to me. And really I must be accustomed to this because it doesn’t often wake me in the peak hours of the night. It’s just the hypocrisy that pushes me over.

The fact of the matter is that this is directed at English speakers. It’s directed with a sort of automatic assumption that we, the foreigners, the Americans, the non-Japanese are bad. And annoying. And break rules. And can’t read Japanese. (That last one is a bonus.) Sure, so what? No big deal. It’s not so uncommon. Especially when you’re the subject of such discrimination you begin to see it more clearly. I guess I can group it in with lots of other happenings. Such as how the dorm head (ryouchou, as I mentioned before) always seems to come only to me to first of all complain about some rule being repetitively broken (like doing laundry after 10pm or using the dishes in the cafeteria that are only meant for use with dinner and breakfast). He then tells me to pass it on to everyone else because he can’t speak English well (not because they can’t understand Japanese well). I’ve come to realize that he only comes to me to say these things and never goes to anyone else – especially the Japanese people. The fact is, the only hair clogging the drains in the shower is black Asian hair, but he’ll still complain to me.

Is it just that I’m gullible? An easy guy to complain to? That sort of thing? I don’t know. Sucks if so, but I deal with it and get along one way or the other. I’m not like the dead guy I saw taken away on a stretcher the other day. At the end of the day they’re still the ones jumping off bridges in front of moving trains. This whole thing is still quite the wrack on my brain and I’m quite the stickler for thinking about this kind of crap.

Down the hall, easily in view of anyone who has a bodily function involving a bathroom, you can find the following sign in Japanese:

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The top characters translate simply to silent. Below it are four lines designating what type of silence. From right to left: The act of not running in the hall. The act of not talking in the hall. The act of not dragging ones feet. The act of closing the door quietly. Hmm… Nope, I think he’s in the clear for slamming the door at anytime he likes.

In the end, isn’t a sign in Japanese directed at those Japanese individuals and a sign in English directed at those English speaking individuals? I wonder if maybe I should just pretend I can’t read it… That’s what the others do with the sign in their respective language. Basically nobody follows those four rules whether Japanese or not. You only find quiet time around here in the middle of the day while everyone’s at school.

Reminds me just yesterday I stood at the counter in McDonald’s listening to the entire staff talk about me rather rudely and audibly in Japanese as if I couldn’t understand them. Just before they screwed up my order (the reason I was standing there again, late for class) the girl behind the counter attempted to speak English to me repetitively after I was ordering in clear Japanese. That’s probably what screwed up my order in the first place. Yeah she was just trying to help, I get that. But I guess I’ve just experienced this occurrence far too often and was finally fed up. And the fact is, I was using Japanese!

So yeah, there’s my rant. Sorry to bother anyone reading all this. It’s hardly finished but I can stop there. And I’m sure as time passes I’ll reaccustom myself to everything, because in the end noone’s going to stop trying to take my order in English, staring at me on the train or acting like a crazy person only around me. On a side note, I’m right now heading full on into exams and finals week, so I probably won’t be posting on here unless I can find the time. Toodles!~

Writing from Koganei, Tokyo, Japan | January 21, 2009

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Go Go Tokyo! Part One!

January 4, 2009 · Leave a Comment

This was written on Sep. 24th as indicated at the bottom and I’ve finally gotten around to proofing it and putting in pictures. I hope you all enjoy it!

So here it is! And here I am! I wonder if I can cut short everything to fit it in here… Right now, I want to do my best to portray my feelings upon arriving the first day.

Upon arrival at the airport and meeting my guide from the airport to the dorm, I was stuck pretty speechless and basically instantly expected to know, understand and speak Japanese. The guides though could speak English well enough and, as my Japanese had somewhat escaped me, they were quite helpful in English.

Tokyo is something else. Some other place. I have never left the comfort of my home country America. I have not until just some few days ago taken such a bound as to be flung across the great ocean into a shockingly cultured place. Tokyo. Japan. Quite simply something out of a movie, TV show, book or animation. Tokyo is and has been everything I have expected and more. Mind boggling. The train ride back left me speechless as I was unable to muster much Japanese and the other guy did most of the talking. I quite honestly didn’t mind as I was awestruck and jaw-dropped by the views outside the windows. The two girls who were our guides were quite funny and a little crazy telling us we smelled nice and asking why foreigners always smell good. They were pretty happy to be hanging with foreigners. So happy that we got just a bit lost after passing the station where the dorm was located.

From the windows I could see traditional homes with red and blue tiled roofs mingling with modern buildings and designs, Japanese signs everywhere – a few with English here and there, traffic signs and pavement writing in Japanese, cars I’ve never even heard of before driving on the left side of the road and with steering wheels on the right side of the car, people on the train staring…and averting their eyes when caught, stations with at least five vending machines each, school girls exist! – so do salary men, lots of old people, and so, so much more. When we finally did arrive, even excluding the slight mess up (which only cost us a few extra minutes), the entire ride was about two hours across Tokyo and cost me only ¥1540 (about US$15.00). That’s pretty cheap for a culturally indulging ride across the largest city on Earth.

The street outside the dorm.

The street outside the dorm.

The entrance to the dorm with the name plate visible.

The entrance to the dorm with the name plate visible.

The girls left us at our dorm having gotten our contact info with the intention to go out again sometime for karaoke, which I have unfortunately come to pronounce the American way. That will be changing soon. At the dorm we were greeted by an instant indulgence in the culture. Outside the front door we were supposed to leave umbrellas – a commonplace courtesy in Tokyo, I have found. And inside the door in the lower area we are supposed to remove our shoes and move them to a locker on the wall. The ryouchou (dorm chief/leader; pronounced “ryoh-choh”) showed us how to do this and more while speaking only Japanese. Some things include flipping our name tags to indicate we are out or in the dorm and applying certain tags to show if we will stay out for the night. He even used the phrase “Japanese girlfriend” to give an example of this. He showed us our mailboxes, the private showers, bathrooms, public bath (which I have the intention to use at least once), dorm vending machine, cafeteria, laundry area (the dryers are ineffective – thanks for all that clothes-hanging training Dad!), and eventually our personal rooms.

The entryway from the inside. Includes nametags and shoe-lockers. Which aren't lockable.

The entryway from the inside. Includes nametags and shoe-lockers. Which aren't lockable.

The traditional Japanese room, messy as always.

The traditional Japanese room, messy as always.

Mine is on the 4th floor. I only had a brief moment to look around the room and put some things down before being ushered off to eat my dinner and be social. The room is quite nice and, I believe, bigger than the personal room in a Witherspoon apartment (my old dorm in Charlotte). It includes everything listed: armoire, bookshelf, desk with phone and lamp, AC unit, a pleasant window which sits out and gives a decent view, curtains and a bed with drawers underneath. Oh, and I forgot the amazing rolling and swiveling desk chair. Good times.

The 4th floor hallway from outside my room.

The 4th floor hallway from outside my room.

After this, the ryouchou led us to the cafeteria to have dinner and leave us to meet people. He showed us how to ask for a meal and what to do with emphasis on washing our hands. He told us where to wash them and stood there telling us to do so as if he wanted to make sure we did it. Sometimes even the cooks will tell us to do it! Lots of emphasis on this here. The food though was something I’ve never eaten before and since I was rather hungry I scarfed it down. And it was good too! A type of cold soba (Japanese noodles) with different vegetables on top – the cooks are amazing! Mom, you don’t have to worry about me eating as long as this keeps up!

The cafeteria!

The cafeteria!

After meeting a lot of the others living in the dorm (including the other student from UNCC), eating dinner and setting up my room a bit, a few of us got together and went out on a night walk through the area. For the most part I think we were being a group of loud, obnoxious Americans, though it wasn’t serious. But I was able to see a lot of the culture in this way. A good mile (or perhaps I should say kilometer?!) down the main street In Koganei, Tokyo and we get to see everything that is. There are shops everywhere stacked in with dorms and apartments (three 7/11s within walking distance), bikes in rows upon rows (this city probably has more mass in bikes than all its cars), petite trucks and cars (if they can even be called that by American standards), modern-looking street lamps, power lines snaking through the sky everywhere, lots of pavement – mostly brick and cobble-stone, a few traditional houses here and there, odd traffic patterns, lights that set a certain mood in motion about the whole experience, and so many vending machines you couldn’t fathom it. I even broke my first law in Japan: I J-walked! But you know, after seeing the way people run and walk around through and down streets here I think I’ve figured out where the term came from! (Just read it’s legal…)

So, that was my first night in Tokyo. I returned to the dorm rather beat and fell asleep fast, no doubt. But there were days to come that would include lots of new experiences. Every. Single. Day.

Writing from Koganei, Tokyo, Japan | September 24, 2008

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